10 Reasons why I need a man
- To empty the cat litter tray
- To take the rubbish out on a wet Thursday morning.
- To clear up the cat sick.
- To sort out the new hose I have put on the shower (why is it still leaking? Why?)
- To drive occasionally, so I can drink when I go out (or save on the £15 taxi fare home).
- To kill the creepy crawly spiders.
- To mow the lawn.
- To iron me a shirt in the morning when I get up late.
- To warm my feet up on.
- To go and buy me chocolate when I am feeling SO FUCKING HORMONAL!!