Gigolo wanted!
I am thinking of hiring a gigolo for the Christmas and New Year period.
My mother has decided that we are all going to go on holiday for her birthday this year, to Florida. As a family. Including my sister’s brother and sister in law, strangely.
I am already getting the pariah treatment, for suggesting that getting a 7 seater, and a normal car only to drive us around would not be enough. Apparently, suggesting getting 3 cars is just going to cause us so much hassle.
I have put my foot down though. I need to be able to escape them, and their constant outlet mall shopping.
I am just waiting for the argument when my sister tries to book a 5 bedroomed villa. No way am I spending that much on a holiday, and sharing a room with my niece.
So, if I can hire a gigolo, who is prepared to put up with the shit my family will give him (bearing in mind they still refuse to even acknowledge I know anyone called LELI, let alone spend evenings out with him), who will mean I have to have ‘my own’ room, then it may solve my problems. Okay, so I will still be sharing a room, but at least it will be with some sexy male, who may be prepared to provide ‘extras’.
Anyone interested in applying, please don’t all rush at once!