Company didn’t exactly push the boat out this year - ‘exclusive’ use of one of the cities ‘top clubs’ between the hours of 6pm and 10pm. Because, obviously, everyone and their dog are trying to get into this club at 6 o’clock on a Friday night!

To be fair, it was better than I thought it would be, although given how dire I expected it to be, that doesn’t say much.

It was selling itself as fabulous because it has 7 different rooms, all with different vibes. Only two of them were open. Then they opened another one, which had the buffet food in it.

Of course, the buffet room was the one I really wanted to dance in - this was the ‘disco’ room, so not playing the shite in the other two rooms, but cheesey music from the 70’s and 80’s. Of course, this didn’t open until after 10.

However, for the next two and a half hours, my friend who does the massages in work and I just danced our pants off! Well, not literally, but hell it was fun.

My feet are killing me now.

Boys - take note. The following are NOT good methods of chatting up women -

1. smacking a woman on her arse, and then when she turns round, grabbing her tit
2. taking her drink from her hand, sipping it, then trying to shove your tongue down her throat, without saying a word to her

I suppose it’s better than Valley’s boys pretending to be French.

This entry was posted on Saturday, December 8th, 2007 at 1:20 am.