I am not mad!
About 10 years ago, we were visiting the outlaws for Easter. In a bid to get out from the stifling atmosphere, the ex and I headed to the Metro Centre for some shopping.
Driving down the A1(M), I saw something a bit odd in the distance. The ex was his usual, no-idea-what-is-going-on-around-him self, and was whittering on about something, but I was watching this - thing - drive towards me.
As it got closer, I realised that it was, indeed what I thought it was.
As it went past, I said to the ex “Did you just see that?”
“What?” he said, hopeless as ever, turning around in his seat to try and see what I was talking about.
To this day, whenever I tell anyone what I saw, I am greeted with hoots of derision, and the unanimous question of “What were you on?”
But today I got proof.
Proof that I did indeed see a huge Cadbury’s creme egg driving towards me on the motorway.
