Catalogue of texts through a drunken evening
18:03, to Q - About to leave - shall i bring food as well? And do you have sharp scissors?
18:51, from LELI - The party is at suchandsuch pub, the one near the stadium. Are you coming? We should move there in 20ish.
18:53 ,to LELI - Be there soon. My skirt is too long, need to cut 8 inches off!
19:27, to FKM - Fucker!
19:37, from FKM - Huh?
19:39, to FKM - I should be watching omd right now. Fucker.
19:40,to FKM - But i am having fun putting makeup on Q and ripping his tshirt :-)
20:17, from FKM - Jeeez! Go easy on him. Just off to the beach bar :-)
21:11, to Q - Want a drink?
21:12, from Q - Got you one in
21:13, to Q - Where r u?
21:27, to FKM - I will be just like a virgin
22:38, to Q - Got you a beer
22:57, to X - Missing you!
22:59, to Q - Another pint here
23:05, from X - Thank you sweetie :) i’m still not well + have mountains of stuff to pack! :( have a good one! C u soon x x x
23:18, to Q (on discovering he had taken a video of me, and also left my phone in video mode) - You are a fucker! I just went to take a pib and pgone was set to video
00:44, to W - picture of Q, entitled ‘Beautiful!’
03:06, to Q - Home. Fucked. Metaphorically. Big word. Peed for england. (I am astonished at this one, the spelling and typing was immaculate!)
03:09, from Q - Thank fek no one came back as I am without trousers and it feels great
03:10, to Q - Lol. Let it all hamg free! But be gentle with my glove
03:29, to Q - Use those wipes to take makeup off…
03:33, from Q - Thanks hun let me know when your on your way over as we’ll prob be in t pub watching footy either that or i’ll be in bed
03:35, to Q - I’ll try and get there before football rtarts! You scare me - planning to go to pub tomnrrow…
03:37, from Q - Yeah but it sunday and i’ll prob not drink - yeah right!
03:37, to Q - Just like tonight eh?
03:39, from Q - Hell yeah, thanks for tonite babe its been fun
03:39, to Q - :-x