Cosmo Woman!
While at the hairdressers yesterday, I browsed one of the Cosmopolitan magazines there.
When I say ‘browsed’, I mean I read the sex bits.
I read the one article about ‘how men think’, relating to “Can a man just sleep with a woman as friends…” Wasn’t that illuminating.
Then I read the “50 things you never knew about sex”.
And I was pleasantly surprised to find out that, according to Cosmo, I am a very, very lucky woman. And apparently in a very small minority.
Just call me ‘Cosmo Woman’.